[She] just turned 96 and had a giant birthday party. She had 96 cupcakes and next year she wants to have 97 men.
I'll bet she wanted 96 men this year instead of cupcakes!
I couldn't find a photo of Joan Baez's mother -- or even her name -- but Baez herself sure looks good after 50 years in the music business:
Her latest album, recorded at age 67, is Day After Tomorrow, filled with the kind of mellow songs of spiritual awakening and social activism that we expect from Baez.