today be international talk like a pirate day! to get yourselves in the spirit of the occasion (and spirits are well-suited to the occasion, matey), first find your pirate name:
http://online-generator.com/name-generator/pirate-name-generator.php
grub carolina crawhawk be mine. and don't you be forgettin' it or it'll be a quick visit from me cat o'nine tails to yer back, rapscallion.
and if ye be needin' more information on this fair day, ye needs be visitin' the official web site without delay:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
so amuse yer friends and make strangers stare at you uncomfortably! talk the talk and find yer inner pirate! aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!