Ho God I am Coming !

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

 

 

 

When the High council asked me to study you overgrown monkeys they did not warn me about how crazy you all are

 

 

 

……….. I mean to say we try our best and cull out as many as we can but heck do you breed fast !! look give us a chance will you, can’t you just stop having sex for one day !

 

I found another thing to get my teeth into today and it is called Rapture ………….. I even have some film clips for you.

 

 

 

 

So did this Rapture Thingy start in middle America?  It sounds very must like star trek sparkling lights and you are on-board a space ship ………………. Ho crap that sounds more like those weird scientologists………….

 

 

 

 

Am I allowed to say weird scientologists?  Do I have to follow on and say in my opinion or the such like er…..never know with today's laws ………..er……….. ok in my humble opinion and with out criticism I would like to put my point my view on your religious beliefs as

 

 

 

ARE YOU ALL STARK STAREING MAD ? 

 

 

 

 

…………  what drugs do you give out at your meetings ………… by the Gods above (er.... get it "by the gods above", heck think about it!)  you must be a lot of Lunatics !!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………….

 

 

 

 

 

Not that I have anything against lunatics ………

 

 

No……… Rapture is more main stream christian ……..day of judgement and that sort of thing …….great beast 666 etc etc……

I think Rapture is a form of Kidnapping and so should be banned by the other deities ……….. please no one tell the Scientologist about the Rapture or they will go one better and issue tickets for a spaceship ride to heaven.

Well it is just the way it is going to happen that gets me ………. just think if Rapture happens in the way they say it will then it will cause deaths of many innocent women and Children

 

 

 

 

 

................ a few sparkling lights and a voice over saying  BEAM ME UP GOD all over the world at the same time, (Sorry once had a boyfrend who was a Trekkie or something nerdy like that)

 

 

 

People driving cars ……operation on people hospital……………. Flying aircraft ……………. having sex……………… now that will put a different meaning to the words

 

 

….......…..     Ho God I am Coming  !!!!  ……….

 

 

 

God is calling the saved ones around the world and getting some back chat:

 

………………. Ho god please can you wait just another 5 min I have only just got her panties off" …………….    

 

………………..But Fido goes everywhere with me…………….. its alright he is house trained …………..

 

 

 

 

………………..Can I make a phone call first …………… want I to phone a Scientologist and laugh ……………  

 

 

 

well perhaps god will let they people have that last request.

 

 

 

 

Yes vanishing in a poof ……….. Well that sort of thing could kill millions of innocent people ……………. Ok so not the purest of the pure of course as they will be the ones going ………….but think of all the poor scientologist out selling  spaceship tickets that will have space shuttle drop on them!

 

 

 

Ok Ok ……now try and think of something that does not make you laugh!

 

 

 

So if evil can be caused by a good act is the act not now evil? Would people being killed this way be an act of an evil god?

Do you rearly wish to be kidnapped / rescued by an evil God?

Left Behind ~ Trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h2LtAG3Mkw

Left Behind: The Movie - Raptured!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXRrVrkFYlo&feature=related

The Rapture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjjn4Ktc9gc

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/05/24/new-rapture-date-harold-camping-prophet/

Five Simple Steps for a Rapture Preparation

There's been a lot of talk about the the Rapture of the Church taking place tomorrow, May 21.  I figured that I should probably blog about my thoughts on the upcoming events, so I sat down to give it some thought.  Many things ran through my mind, and then it hit me.  No one has given any practical advice on preparation for the Rapture.  How are we to know if we are "Rapture Ready"?

Well, here's a list of Five practicals steps for you to follow to make sure you are adequately prepared.   Whether you are one of the lucky ones to be gathered to the Lord, or one of the poor souls left to endure the inevitable Tribulation, let's make sure that everything runs smoothly and without unnecessary inconvenience.

1.  Do Not Drive:  Let's face it.  If you on the roads when the Rapture occurs, and you're not one of the fortunate ones to be taken, you probably don't want to be on the road when 100s of cars go driverless.  And if you are planning on being Raptured, have a little common courtesy and just stay home where it's safe.


2.  Call in Sick:  If you are a pilot, cab driver, train conductor, surgeon, air traffic controller, or any occupation that involves the safety of others, please call in sick or take a vacation day.

3.  Think Green:  If there is a high probability that you will be raptured, please turn off your water, electricity, cancel cable, phones, etc.  Those left behind are going to dealing with enough.  Why burden them further with open accounts, wasted utilities?  Please note: If you leave your cars in the garage, make sure the emergency handle has been pulled on your garage door.

4.  Drink Responsibly:  As with hurricane parties and New Years Eve, many folks are going to be tempted to partake in a few extra pints in celebration.  Trust me.  If you are one of the heathens that will be here on Sunday morning, you don't want to face it with a hangover.  And the rest of you probably don't want to be raptured while intoxicated. (RWI)

5.  Remember Your Pets:  As much as we love our pets, the truth is that they will NOT be part of the Rapture.  Think ahead.  If you are left behind, make sure that you have plenty of pet food and reserve water supply in case store and utilities are down for a while.  If you will be leaving us, make sure that your pets have a safe, quiet and caring place to stay.  They will most likely be very nervous and stressed as it is.  Let's think of their needs as well.

It is my hope that these simple steps will help you as we all hurdle toward the end times.  Whether you are left behind or taken from the Earth to be with Christ, we all need to make sure we are prepared.

As for me, more than likely, this will be my last blog.  I appreciate each and every one of you that have been faithful in reading my theological musings.  If you've been left behind, and are reading this after the fact, I'm sorry.  You must not have paid enough attention to my more evangelical blogs.  I'm pretty sarcastic, but I'm pretty sure that I never joked about damnation.

And if you reason I am unfortunately left behind with you, I'll have one hell of a freaking blog to write on Sunday.