Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys

Having Sex with Male Slaves and Donkeys

I was told I should not talk of sex, religion and politics in my blog as it does not sell books………….. heck…….well without those headings my blogs could be very empty

Today I was asked my opinion over things like racism, …………Yee gods why  me?

I used to worry that being a blood drinking vampire and nicely dressed denizen of the night was ….well could be a little …..er………….odd sounding

But not anymore..Ever since I joined Facebook I now know I must be one of the sanest people on the planet! ………… Yee Gods are there some odd people on Facebook ……and when I say odd I mean ODD !!!!! ……………. Er…………if you are one of my friends on facebook ……….look I don’t mean you……… it is all the other we talk about when they are not on the wall.

Ho yes and some of the nicest friendliest guys can normally be found in satanic groups, do not worry about the strange demonic names they have, as most are real gentlemen when it come to chatting with girls.

So back to the subject in hand………….Talk about race?.....Like Do I really need any more hate mail? And yes I do get hate mail !!!

Some Guy on facebook I was warned about that I will not say his name ………hell I wont …………. His name is “Hass”……… he had his named account frozen by FB for harassment and bad language or so I’m told by people that know him, he said it was hacked in to and taken over by someone else well he sneaked back it with a new account he shared with another guy …..friendly er?...........

I was advised to block this new strange account after getting some very odd and colourful language ………… er that means  lots of swearing about me and my blog….

Foolishly I later unblocked him after a friend asked me to and for my troubles got a selection of page long messages almost in the form of death threat ranting on about me being a Lesbian Muslin hater and how my book should be used as toilet paper ………but not put so politely ……………….. well he could create his own dictionary of swear words …but a few when going over 4 letters could do with using a spellchecker. ……….

So it just goes to show first impressions do count ……………

Well as being an author a reputation could be damaged if this sort of crap gets beyond the FB complains dept so I may as well tell the whole world here and now and come clean:

1.     I am not a lesbian ….which could be why I blog about my lusts concerning Tall Rich Blond Guys…….sigh………..but I do not have anything against people’s sexual preferences ….

……….well unless he is a Hot looking Rich Tall Bond Guy that I then discover is Gay …………. But my reaction is more on the lines of bursting into tears over the loss of yet another possible boyfriend than any other complaint……………….. ok, ok, ok,   I admit it I do moan about one gay guy I know ……………… he keeps rubbing it in that he cooks far better than I do  ……………….. and ……so       just because it is true ……. There is no need to rub it is …………….. I would say something to him over his rudeness but ……….well ……….. I still want him to invite me around for meals!

2.     As to being a Muslin hater ……………… er…………. I think if people take a look at my past blogs I kinda treat all religions the same …………

I don’t care how devout a person says they are, or how may times they pray during the day if they then go out and kill innocent women and children in the name of any god I do not have the tendency to like them………sorry I can help it ……….  But it is them personally and not their skin color or faith ……………..

Look I will say the same to all followers of  Judaism, Christianity and Islam ………read the commandments ……

….there is no get out clause under the line saying Thou Shalt  Not Kill  ……………..

Perhaps some holy books have an extra bit added in ball point pen giving a sub clause saying that this does not cover killing people daring to eat chicken on a night of a full moon during a mouth with a R in its title ………………..

Is it just me or does anyone else worry about some of the wording, things like

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

COVERT?  er............ (Longing to possess), sounds like a word meaning wanting to have sex.   I can understand a God being a little pissed over someone screwing a neighbours male slave or donkey …. Well its so rude………. That’s only what you do after winning a war……… .but for the life of me I am at a loss of any perversion about people having sex with houses.......…horses maybe………well there are some lonely sad guys about but houses.............like how? .......... but then who am I to judge ….and well God says don’t do it anyway………..

So lets see what comments I get on todays blog………………..

Ho yes please take a look at the famous face Book Song :

If you want to have a god in your life at least have one that looks hot and could also be a god in bed

·                                  ...I have a go at a god feed once in a while as it is fun to show how gods are created in mans image, and well Thor is kinda cute, tall, blond and hot........... so if you want to have a god in your life at least have one that could also be a god in bed!!!!!

He also has a new film out with lots of fighting now not many Gods have a nice action film made on them.

It looks good fun so lets hope it is as good as the trailer:

Name: Thor

Power: Storm / Weather God

Devine Category:  Mark 1 and Mark 3

All religions fit into types of category, they blend into sub categories but if you wish to keep it simple you can use just four. Hinduism looks to be  a mark 3 where as Islam and Judaism is a mark 4, Christianity is a Mark 4 but with a bit of Mark 3 as it talks of father, son, mother of god etc .

Yes, yes, yes ………..I know this is a very simplistic format but it is a blog not a book and if you know all the subcategories and the cross linking please email me and I will add them into my future book on Man V God. That also goes for the Chinese Gods that look like a Mark 3 but works for like a civil service and Buddhism which does strange things like covering Marks 1, 2 and 3 depending upon branch of teachings, and sometime none of those.    

Mark 1:  Nature Gods……………………….

(How to understand the world around you)

Mark 2:  Fertility Gods ……………………..

(when Farming started)

Mark 3:  Family of Gods …………………..

(Think of the Greek and Roman Family of Gods)

Mark 4:  Single Deity (male) ……………….

(Looks to have started in Egypt turned into Judaism, Islam and Christianity)

Worshiping the True God

Worshiping the True God

 

BORED...........Ho who can I upset today? ............well did you know I can not blaspheme as it is very unlikely that I would consider your god as real or anything linked as holy so as a non believer I can not blaspheme ...................

Nor can I go to hell as I am not covered by any of your gods jurisdiction ...............

If i do not believe in a god then it can not believe in me let alone punish me.....................

 

Well if I must pick one what about THOR

 

So who is the most powerful god about well lets go for Thor ………… I nice handsome guy …………. Not too bright as gods go but hell he looks real hot ………….. and if you want to have a god then have one that is hot ………….. I bet he was popular with the young goddesses

 

So lets go and name Thor as top god……………

 

if you do not believe me than worry where Thor will stick his hammer up when you die for not believing in him !!

 

And yes THOR is just as real as any other god ......... he had had 10s of thousands of worshippers / believers in his day so that makes him a real god .............…. if people believe in a god he must exist as it is a mater of belief as it is with all gods.

 

so 10s of thousands of believers make a god............ time does not affect a god so if a god had believers in the past he must still have them as he would have taken them to his own form of heaven...... ergo ............. Thor is still a powerful god

 

Sorry I’m wrong, if time does not affect a god then forget about 10s of thousands think more of many millions ……….. maybe billions ……..how many generations worshipped Thor over what 1000 years for him with the name of Thor? And as to having different names, which gods do, he is a weather god so would be worshiped in every part of the world up to the present day,  so he is a living god! and so that would cover say 20,000 years min, yes I am right Billions of believers ………..far more than any of the new ones and so if so many believe then it must be true just as it is the same with the modern gods in fact far more real as the modern gods as he has been around longer and you can see his miracles even if you do not believe in him and what other god can do that!

 

Still Don't believe me well go out in a thunderstorm and stick a long iron pole in the air and say something rude about the thunder god............ everyone else stand back.

 

Wow a miracle ! God smites a disbeliever ….all pray to THOR

 

This is how I like to upset people ............ If I am wrong it is not anything to do with you as the gods should talk to me not some puny human that believes he/she knows the thinking of a god………… ............ now if i am right then you should worry and start praying to THOR and hope he is more forgiving than a lot of the other ones.

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