I have seen you naked !

I have seen you naked !

Yes well before we get onto that I have only ever had two bad reviews on my book and this is the worst one, so just to prove as an author I do not hide bad reviews from you.  I will of course make comments on the review as I am hard to shut up even at the best of times.

The book was fair. It was a little too free with the talk of sex, which isn't something I was really expecting from it. Like, sex being okay on the first date. I might be a prude, or my morals are just different.. but that was pretty off-putting for me. 

Now this must be from someone who has never read my blogs …..and believe me compared to my blog the book is veryyyyyyyyyy mild on the subject of sex, and no it is not just me saying it take a look at this video clip review on the book.

What it says about dating is that unlike human girls are a different species and like normal creatures we can only get pregnant when on heat which happens about once every 10 to 20 years.

Where as with humans rabbits come and take lessons from what they get up to!

So sex is not so important an issue with us apart from the turned undead vampires …………ex humans …….. heck these are the ones you see in vampire movies and jump on the first guy they see after getting turned ………… personally I think a bit sluttish but as long as I don’t have to step over them doing it, then who am I to complain.  

A few lines were repeated occasionally, such as the mention of cats being higher rank than her.

Yes at the start under my status and also I expect under C for cat, plus a drawing of my Tarquin looking soooooooo cute in a jumper my aunt knitted him. No fur so he gets cold poor thing.  

I noticed at least one editorial error. 

Yes at least one and someone else said they found two, which with my spelling is almost a miracle of perfection

It was an all right book, that being the case.. I have read better written fanfiction.

Ok can’t say anything on this as I am not even sure what fanfiction is so looked it up and added the meaning to the end of this blog .............. er no as I am the author and not writting about another authors work it is not fanfiction unless i am a fan of myself?

It's probably something that would get by with sex-crazed teenagers, but I prefer something with a little more substance is all.

Ho yes ! sex crazed teenagers is just who it is aimed at !so I got that bit correct.

As to a little more substance ? from a book with a title of “A Girls Guide to being a Vampire”  ho well all I can say is please read my book it is funny giving the reader lots of the odd rules a vampire as to follow and has some sexual innuendo as it talks about the same stuff teens talk of.  

Now today I have found some funny little video clips talking about guys dicks, and no I do not want any more pics of them.

  

A Woman's Perspective on Penis Pics

A Woman's Perspective on Penis Size, Part 2

Some folk on Facebook are a little weird one left me a comment that he has seen me naked, er………. Even my cartoonist has at most only seen me in a two piece swimming costume, ho and she did a lovely one of me on a beach which I have had framed.

“I Have Seen You Naked”  Yes this comment was posted by a wanker …………. And he even sent me proof of being a wanker!  Yes you guessed I had yet another pic of a dick sent to me.

What is it with guys and taking photos of their dicks and then posting them to girls they don’t even know …………… perhaps its a new technological age flasher movement. 

It really is a mistake to think sending me a dick pic is a way to pull a girl, not again I thought, just another guy trying to impress me ……er…….. it has a subtext on size! Like if that is 14cm I think he needs to buy a new ruler, either that or he must have hands the size of a gorilla ! 

Like it does not do anything for me apart from prove to me that he is a wanker …………. Heck he just sent me a photo to prove it !………………. so wanker is that it? That is your idea of romance? Send me a dick pic with your hands on it yep you’re a wanker all right.

Look at the film clips, what she says in the film is so true, to impress a girl send her chocolates or at least a copy of your bank balance, in any case all dicks in my company should be looking like a bald headed guy wearing a roll top jumper, if not then the owner must be gay.

To finish off look at what I have found under dicks in Islam ……….Youtube has a lot to answer for ………….

Just how can this be real ……..just listen to what is being said and then tell me if some religious books really don't need to updated.

Wife must comply to husband's sexual desires

 

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Contents [hide] 1 History 1.1 Precursors 1.2 Modern phenomenon 1.3 Japanese dōjinshi 2 Categories and types 2.1 Relationship to canon 2.2 Romantic or sexual pairings 2.3 Genres and tropes 2.3.1 Kinks 2.4 Crossovers 2.5 Length 2.6 Ratings 3 Story creation in the online era 4 Interactivity in the online era 5 Legality 6 See also 7 References 7.1 Notes 8 Further reading 9 External links

Fan fiction (alternately referred to as fanfiction, fanfic, FF, or fic) is a broadly-defined term for fan labor regarding stories about characters (or simply fictional characters) or settings written by fans of the original work, rather than by the original creator. Works of fan fiction are rarely commissioned or authorized by the original work's owner, creator, or publisher; also, they are almost never professionally published. Because of this, many fanfics written often contain a disclaimer stating that the creator of the fanfic owns none of the characters. Fan fiction, therefore, is defined by being both related to its subject's canonical fictional universe and simultaneously existing outside the canon of that universe.^[1] Most fan fiction writers assume that their work is read primarily by other fans, and therefore tend to presume that their readers have knowledge of the canon universe (created by a professional writer) in which their works are based.
Media scholar Henry Jenkins explains the correlation between transmedia storytelling and fan fiction:

The encyclopedic ambitions of transmedia texts often results in what might be seen as gaps or excesses in the unfolding of the story: that is, they introduce potential plots which can not be fully told or extra details which hint at more than can be revealed. Readers, thus, have a strong incentive to continue to elaborate on these story elements, working them over through their speculations, until they take on a life of their own. Fan fiction can be seen as an unauthorized expansion of these media franchises into new directions which reflect the reader's desire to "fill in the gaps" they have discovered in the commercially produced material.^[2]

Having Sex at Lunch time can be Dangerous

The problem with humans is that they all look alike …I’m sorry but they do, now I am lucky in that I have lived with humans so can spot the little differences …..er like skin colour …………. And number of legs …..er…………. perhaps that is with werewolves …………. Anyway there are differences.


It is soooooooooo easy with us Vampires as like werewolves we can smell all we need to know in seconds from 100 feet down wind.


Male of Female ………....who the Female belongs to and if the Female is near to coming on heat……………


…………if a Male is fertile and if he already has the scent of mating on him   …  ………  …what nest they belong to……… ………….How strong they are ………. .


All just normal stuff which I just can not understand how humans can survive without. 


A Male knows that if he has the scent of another Female on him ……..which of course he has every right to have ……….. He is in his full rights to have sex with as many Females that will let him……………………


……..it is just that if he has the scent of another Female on him when he comes to you in the night………


………… which of course as he again has every right to do ………

Well it is just that when or maybe even if he wakes up in the morning …………..

………..he may discover his breeding days are permanently over due to the fact that all the sex made you very hungry in the night and you have bitten something of his off as a snack………….. Just by accident you understand ……


…and nothing at all about the fact of having another female scent on him ……


which as I said he has every right to have…..… and well every Male Vampire or human should know that it is never a good idea to roll over after he has finished satisfying his needs, without so much as a grunt of thank, you or offering to sleep on the damp patch……….. as is his right ……… and then start snoring leaving a Female still hungry in more ways than one ……………………


I sometimes think this is the only reason why Male vampires want to sleep with human girls……………..


 …. Well I think it is just perverted for a Male vampire to want to have sex with his lunch!   ………it is just so yuk ………… it is like a human male wanting to have sex with a ham sandwich!   …………. Yuk Yuk Yuk …………. What one can discover on the web  ………… 

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MY SEXXXY NEW MOTIVATOR POSTERS

Thanks to my friend Eddi Haskell, I learned how to make those fun MOTIVATORS those funny you see all over the internet on Photofunia.

Here's a couple I did. Hope you like them.

Let me know if you like these and I may do more.

There's on more after the break. And that's where I'll give you the link to make your own!!!

So send me your favorites (put them on THE SEXIEST flickr site) and I'll put the best ones in the blog.

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Politics and Sex go hand in hand

 

Being a vampire and at times a very bored one I take a look around at what you humans are doing and make comments………. Well you do such ………..stupid stuff at times.

I am read all over the world and as a Vampire writer it is kinda nice to see so many people following me and so many hits from places which are just names on a map to me.

It would be a lot nicer if you also purchased my book !!!!

People say I go over the top in my blog at times but my book is safe ………….. I do not call for a new crusade against the Muslim world ………….

Well I don’t need to President Bush beat me to saying that ……..heheheh

You could say Politics and Sex can go hand in hand ........... but normally other parts of the body are involved.........

Now that has got all the guys paying attention ....back to work: ...................... BUY MY BOOK !!!!!!!!! 

My book explains how life in a vampire world is similar to the human world ………………. Ok ….yes we the vampire race are not that nice……….. but then it is cultural so mind your own business and no mater new and novel ways we find to kill you ………….. well you have already done it before and in so many ways far superior to what we can do that sometime a vampire fears walking out at night in case he meets a human ……….. or should I say a blood crazed evil creature of the day on its way to kill it fellow kind for the sport of it …………….. Vampire may not be nice …but Humans are deadly to not only themselves but the whole planet.

Like I try my best to think of something new ……………… and yet still my blogs on cleavage panties and types of bra are far more popular than when I try and start a religious war ……… 

All I know is that Muslims are very insecure as all my hate mail is linked to my blogs on Islam …. but I still think my cartoons on Mohammad were very tasteful ………….   

Humans say I break taboos with what I say at time ….er………………. listen to this:….

"Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix."

No me this time but a Judge in the USA in 1958 when he was looking at the problem of Bestiality ……………. Sex between human and animal ……….. this time the animal was a black woman.

Heck it is ok for guys to do it to sheep but not black women? …………. Ok, ok so if it was a black sheep that would also be illegal er?

Zoophilia (Beastiality)

Zoophilia, or Beastility, is the practice of sexuality that crosses species. To those already knowledgeable in the areas of Zoophilia and Beastiality, they may recognize a difference. From my exploration of different literature concerning the topics, it seems that Zoophilia is the fair sexual relation between man and animal, whereas Beastiality is forced sexual relation between man and animal. However, those unfamiliar with the difference may recognize "Beastiality" to mean sex with an animal, forced or unforced. When I use the terms Zoophilia or Beastiality in the following section, I am using them to express a sexual act between a human and a non-human in a non-forced, non-coerced way. If I wish to express that there is force or rape involved, I will denote that at that time.

The Supreme Court decision of Loving v. Virginia in 1967 was a very phenomenal Civil Rights case. It decided the constitutionality of laws that prohibiting different races from marrying each other. The court decided...

  Mr. Chief Justice Warren delivered the opinion of the Court.

This case presents a constitutional question never addressed by this Court: whether a statutory scheme adopted by the State of Virginia to prevent marriages between persons solely on the basis of racial classifications violates the Equal Protection and Due Process Clauses of the Fourteenth Amendment. For reasons which seem to us to reflect the central meaning of those constitutional commands, we conclude that these statutes cannot stand consistently with the Fourteenth Amendment.

In June 1958, two residents of Virginia, Mildred Jeter, a Negro woman, and Richard Loving, a white man, were married in the District of Columbia pursuant to its laws. Shortly after their marriage, the Lovings returned to Virginia and established their marital abode in Caroline County. At the October Term, 1958, the Circuit Court of Caroline County, a grand jury issued an indictment charging the Lovings with violating Virginia's ban on interracial marriages. On January 6, 1959, the Lovings pleaded guilty to the charge and were sentenced to one year in jail; however, the trial judge suspended the sentence for a period of 25 years on the condition that the Lovings leave the State and not return to Virginia together for 25 years. He stated in an opinion that:

 

"Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, malay and red, and he placed them on separate continents. And but for the interference with his arrangement there would be no cause for such marriages. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix."

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Giving and Getting Sex for Money

Now before I start I have some news for you ::::-----

Wow,  Wow,   Wowwwwwwwwwwwwww  I have just got in vampire quotes I now share a page with Dracula …………… who says now that you have to be nice to be a vampire

One book reviewer said my vampire book character was not nice…. Did I ever say I was nice? A blood sucking denizen of the night …yes…but nice?  No !

Click here:

http://dracula.info-saurus.com/dracula/vampire-quotes/

That’s better now where am I?

Yes sex and sex for money ……………….Guys always have to pay for sex …..er….one way or another …..

Being trapped between cultures I pick the bits I like and having the camouflage of a Chinese Asian body to have me (cough chough) you have to pay a Dowry and as I do not have any male protector its me you have to pay it to !..... so start saving up I’m verrrrrry high maintenance   …   hehehehehehe  but worth every diamond ……………..

So I can then give up work and sit at home eating chocolate and waiting on my lord and master (as if!)

Sex is everywhere …..from high school days where the boys rated films by nipple count ……………………..  to Celebes daintily getting out of cars in front of 50 cameras:

Yes this one does have panties on but every week you will have a pics of Celebes getting out of a car panty-less and yes Guys it is done on purpose !!!!! ………….. as a girl I can tell you that there is no way a beaver shot is an accident …………. Some girls may be not as bright as a beaver but even a beaver would know that wearing a very short skirt without panties and then getting out of a car wide legged in front of 50 men with cameras is a sure way of getting on the front of a magazine ………………. And the magazine could be Gynecologists weekly and it is not your face they will be showing………………

Now for all the guys reading that want me to show them a beaver shot …….here it is !!!

Now all say ARRRRRRRRRR ............................

So girls now you know you have something valuable and you want to go one better than just flashing your assets ...... try this song below ..................... heheheheh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ1jekKgZqo&feature=related

st cecilia - leap up and down (wave your knickers in the air)

Religious rules no 1 …er…Don’t Upset the Muslims

Fangs Rule: A Girls Guide to Being a Vampire

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Look it is not my fault ……blame the education system …………. Here I can a nice sweet lovable Asian Vampire and I have to write papers on current mythology ……….. and then someone moans that I put Islam on the list ………… well it is a belief system the same as the 100s of others that it followed on from………….. no one says anything of having Scientologists on a list of Pseudo religions

……………… Look if you want me to do lists I have to stick something on them

……………… and I did notice no one objected to any list I put Scientologists on………being on list of Cults was ok but then .. I worry even more so when I mistakenly put it as a Religion most likely to take over from Judaism .er………well lots of members in high government and media positions…………. Yes that is now a worry

I study hard to be a nice educated vampire ……which is so hard what with being poor weak female… sob……. (and being super smart and modest … just think what I would say if I was not so modest) waiting to just to be owned by a loving male lord and master (huh .as.if !!!!)

But I do get moans every time I talk on Islam ……I discuss the oddities of most of them in current mythology but perhaps only being a new religion that had to get most of its Holy book for another religion they are a little insecure…… Look the Christians did the same ………… like the whole of the Old Testament but they don’t act all insecure over it ……………..

Someone said to me I am just female and my words are spoken in a vacuum ………. Er yes you guessed it Male and Muslim ………..

Someone should have noticed by now that the more you moan the more I will say …… The above comment was due to me saying that as a non Muslim I am more likely to go to Heaven than Muslims that break Gods commandments ……………

I have guidelines to live my life my but if you have a religion then you have rules and if knowingly you break them just don’t moan to me that you do not like spending your afterlife in HELL ……………

Religions come as a set meal you take all or nothing …………….. and the RULES are the SAME in all three be you ….Muslim …...Christian ….. or Jew  ……..

Read the words in the books ……………

If a holy learned person be they Priest or Inman tells you to kill in Gods name then they will go to hell ………….. if you follow his  (always a he) advice then you will go to hell ………… Look these are not my words ….read the book yourself!.......and yes I know you can cheery pick things like Smiting ones enemy but this could mean you as a nice strong male God have given you permission to protect your Wife and Children with force if needed……… it is pushing things a bit far to travel 10,000 mile just to kill someone else’s wife and children because you do not like his price of oil.

The same goes for other rules and you Guys should know by now that female discuss everything when together ………..er…………like everything ……….. hehehehehe if you have a pimple on your Dick you can bet the fact will be know throughout the whole female community ………… yes asking your mother to buy some ointment for it is the same as posting it on Youtube……..

So the same goes for adultery ……..the fallen woman in the affair may get killed in some places in the world but can still go to Heaven as she is only weak and was lead astray but as a Guy that’s it you are dammed ……….. its Hell for you as the meaning of a wife is anyone that has willingly laid with a man and born his children.

Mind you the same goes for having carnal knowledge er…that means sex  ……..with another mans Ox or Ass or Goat ………. Look if it is his and walking about just don’t do you pervert !  ……………… as to doing with your farm animals ………. Ick…(make that double ick !!) …. It is True and a God given fact that if you do you will go blind and your dick will turn green and drop off ..ok………….. if you don’t believe me ask your Mother …..hehehehehe I dare you !!!!!

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TOO MUCH or NOT ENOUGH 'SEX' at this year's Billboard Music Awards?

SEX!=
CONTROVERSY!=
RATINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

When is pushing the line better than just skating the line of public decency?  Was it just me, or did it seem as if the BMA's tried to serve up an EXTRA helping of 'sex on a platter' at this year's award set.  Creating this post, I couldn't help but hear George Michael's 'I want your sex' and Madonna's, 'Justify my love' in my head, but I digress.
Let's just take a look!


(Now that's some SUPER ASS, I mean SUPER-BASS right there!)


They look like little action figures.... One of these things is not like the others... PICK WHICH ONE needs to eat a few more bowls of TOTAL....LOL

Nice--but need a little more ASSets...


Not quite the same after Madonna, huh?--"Cheek, baby, you used to kiss Chris." -RiRi- "You kissed Kevin"

Smells like 'TEEN SPIRIT!'


"Come Get it! Jay-Z that is..."


(SLOB HER DOWN!)



(Dig in her 'gravel pit')

Whew, I need a cigarette now. 
LOL.

So, too sexy, or just on the borders of decency?  Well like the old saying goes, 'sex sells'.. If you all else fails, you can always resort to that, right.  The performance were designed to shock, titillate and entertain.  I think they achieved just what they are going after.  But still, I am sure they received some calls from angry parents of children who were still awake watching this telecast.  In that instance, parents still can or should control what their children watches on television, if they are easily tempted, or offended by some of the images here.  Janet, trust me, that little nipple thing has nothing on Sunday night's titillating telecast.