Freaky Friday: Sleep Naked

Believe it or not but sleeping naked has great health benefits! Obviously it could heighten your love life but it will also help with your overall physical and mental well-being!

According to Sleep.com article, "sleeping naked increases feel-good hormones in your brain, strengthen emotional ties and heighten both desire and intimacy between you and your partner."

The following are just some of the benefits of sleeping naked:

• Releases hormones. Skin-to-skin contact releases oxytocin, a hormone known to promote sexual arousal and feelings of bonding, reduce stress hormones, increase trust, lower heart rate and raise overall sex drive. With all-night skin contact from head to toe, you will get a nice flow of this very useful hormone.
• Creates a stronger bond. Skin contact creates more than just useful hormones – it creates a bond! Increase the sense of bond between you and your partner and feel closer together than ever before. Remember, increased closeness encourages greater sex.
• Induce desire. Sleeping naked helps couples overcome relationship obstacles as the intimacy can close the gap when you feel separated from your partner.
• Look more erotic. Sleeping naked will become an open invitation to sex as no man can resist his wife curled up on one side without any clothes.
• Feel better. 30 minutes to an hour of love making per day can make you feel more satisfied with your life, fitter, healthier and just plain old better!

Having a partner isn't a criterion for sleeping naked! It can also allow the body to relax peacefully increasing your chances of being more energetic and alert the following day. It could also play a role in improving your self confidence!

And to add a in a little Green to this Sexy tip...sleeping naked will also keep you cool therefore you don't have to keep you AC on freezing or wash pajamas! Saving energy and water! Win win :)

Happy Friday! Have a great weekend!

Peace, Lovin, Swipes!

Freaky Friday: Sleep Naked

Believe it or not but sleeping naked has great health benefits! Obviously it could heighten your love life but it will also help with your overall physical and mental well-being!

According to Sleep.com article, "sleeping naked increases feel-good hormones in your brain, strengthen emotional ties and heighten both desire and intimacy between you and your partner."

The following are just some of the benefits of sleeping naked:

• Releases hormones. Skin-to-skin contact releases oxytocin, a hormone known to promote sexual arousal and feelings of bonding, reduce stress hormones, increase trust, lower heart rate and raise overall sex drive. With all-night skin contact from head to toe, you will get a nice flow of this very useful hormone.
• Creates a stronger bond. Skin contact creates more than just useful hormones – it creates a bond! Increase the sense of bond between you and your partner and feel closer together than ever before. Remember, increased closeness encourages greater sex.
• Induce desire. Sleeping naked helps couples overcome relationship obstacles as the intimacy can close the gap when you feel separated from your partner.
• Look more erotic. Sleeping naked will become an open invitation to sex as no man can resist his wife curled up on one side without any clothes.
• Feel better. 30 minutes to an hour of love making per day can make you feel more satisfied with your life, fitter, healthier and just plain old better!

Having a partner isn't a criterion for sleeping naked! It can also allow the body to relax peacefully increasing your chances of being more energetic and alert the following day. It could also play a role in improving your self confidence!

And to add a in a little Green to this Sexy tip...sleeping naked will also keep you cool therefore you don't have to keep you AC on freezing or wash pajamas! Saving energy and water! Win win :)

Happy Friday! Have a great weekend!

Peace, Lovin, Swipes!

HARRY POTTER SEX (And Really Really Naked)

In honor of the last Harry Potter movie, we've got some sexy fun. Just below is a sexy and very funny spoof starring Lindsey Lohan on Saturday Night live.



And then right after the break is a photo of Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe completely naked. And it's NOT A FAKE!!!

Just click READ MORE to see Harry Potter's Uncircumcised Wand!

Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today

Sexy Hot Wet Naked Vampire Has a Way to Excite You Today

Yes that’s me! A hot wet sexy naked vampire and boy do I have something for you !................

Er ………. Yes I was so hot trying to save money by not switching the aircon on that I have just had a shower and my hair is still damp, I was told I was sexy last week by this guy and………well that is all I am saying.

Naked? Yes I am naked …..well under my PJs I am, look my cat is male and gives me funny looks if I walk about furless ………………. But I am naked under the PJ’s ……… well I call them PJ’s but I do not sleep in them as they are in pure silk and a gift.

Silk is like so heavenly wearing against naked skin …………… not that it is any point telling a guy this, Guys believe that thongs are sexy as if having ones personal rainforest trying to escape ether side of a thin strip of material is anything more than looking like some ruin being taken over by an Amazonian Jungle.

No to the girls I can say it is a two piece in pure silk, the bottom part in blood read is held up by a gold silk belt, the top is also in blood red silk and is a pull over having one gold cord button at the neck, the trim is of gold………………  

Look if you are bored just go away ! I like it so there!!! …….on the front is has a gold dragon with its tongue sticking out as if it is trying to lick my left nipple………… .so must have been designed by a Guy.

As to excite you I have news that my book is now on KINDLE ! and not just the text but also the artwork can be viewed on your Amazon Kindle thingy ……………..

If you like to read my blogs then you will love the book as it is me telling of all the funny and sexy stuff that can happen to a teenage vampire girl, from sleeping overnight packing to surfaces best for making out with a guy ………you can now download this anywhere in the world from Amazon !!!!

SEE THE FIRST SECTION FREE AND IN COLOUR ON YOUR COMPUTER

Amazon gives a free taster of my book to read that can be uploaded to your Computer in full colour or direct to your Kindle…………… all free …..

Amazon UK

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fangs-Rule_-Girls-Vampire-ebook/dp/B0058ODPFK/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1309553691&sr=1-3

Amazon USA

http://www.amazon.com/Fangs-Rule_-Girls-Vampire-ebook/dp/B0058ODPFK/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1309568521&sr=1-2

I will give you a link to Amazon, but if you would like a hardcopy I can do it signed and post free to anywhere in the world……….

http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm

Just read the reviews on my book…….. Don’t just believe me read what other say on it …….. .it is very funny ……………sexy and funny ……….. instructions on how to climb a wall wearing a nightdress and giving ways to stop guys looking up between your legs as you climb ………………  look in vampire films this is so overlooked and yet so important ………you are a vampire not a pole dancer !!!!!!  

 

SASHA GREY IS ON TOP!

Sasha Grey licks them all

In a very close vote and we finally have a winner of our first REAL PORNSTARS POLL.

The lovely Sasha Grey is now wearing the crown.



She's the girl you picked as your favorite, with Tori Black and Kayden Kane tying for second.
WHICH REAL LIFE PORN ACTRESS THAT WE'VE FEATURED IS YOUR FAVORITE?

Here is Sasha telling everyone she is number one in our latest poll

True to our word, we're doing a whole lot of Sasha in this post.



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And even a few of her movies!


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SASHA GREY, KAYDEN KROSS, TORI BLACK GIRLFIGHT!

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Voting for THE SEXIEST® Real Life Pornstar is almost over. There's only one day left! And it's very very close.

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Here's three new pics of the front runners. Vote for your favorite today!!! Time is running out.

Naked Big Busted female vampires bouncing about in old Castles

Naked Big Busted female vampires bouncing about in old Castles

How many times have I got to say this it is only the turned female vampires (ex-humans and now undead) Hollywood style that have perfect boobs and like to go around wearing a thin see-through nightdress with no panties.

Normal vampire like me……. well we like to wear clothing and with how cold the caves or castles are thick clothing!

My flannelette Nightdress could only be deemed see-through if you have x-ray vision!  

So the idea of beds containing naked vampires in old castles is only for the movies, er.......... castles the same as caves are cold, damp and draughty at the best of times and they are like very cold in winter!

Shall I put it another way, vampires are not always the best of company when they are happy so it is best not to meet one with a cold !

I have checked with my family and the only vampire I know that wears a night shirt for sleeping is my Uncle, his sister my Aunt wears more in bed than see does during the day including a layer of cats which join her in bed!

My boyfriend ‘Max’ says he only wears a smile in bed and I can come and check anytime !

But his sister my bestie friend ‘Ice’ says he wears a smelly old Tee and shorts which their Mom has threatened to burn if he forgets to put out to wash again.

She, that is Ice and not her Mom wears a top and shorts in bed, myself if anyone is interested I wear PJs and in winter a flannelette nightdress over them, plus I also keep my underwear on as my bedroom is cold, unless Bambi my maid sleeps with me, then we can cuddy up together.

Look ! how many times must I repeat myself, just because guys can’t sleep together or it can mean them playing a game of hide the sausage, it does not mean that being a girl sleeping with anther girl makes you a lesbian, sometimes it just means the bedrooms are DARN COLD ! Plus if you sleep with your maid she can act as a midnight snack …………. Well getting out of bed to go walking about bare footed on ice cold floors just makes you colder still by having to stop and take a piss……yes the cold also does that to a vampires bladder …. And having Marble toilets sound so exotic until you get your butt frozen onto one! ……the first to laugh I will bite OK !!!  

If you want to know more about my cute butt………. Well you will have to buy my book! ….hehehehehe ….it is fully illustrated and I do mean FULLY illustrated……

Ho yes I do tell Max (boyfriend) that I always sleep in the nude ……. hehehe .....as it will give him something to dream about !!!! ………. Guys can have such vivid imaginations at times …………

Why as a girl you cant Answer the phone naked with out it being a sex chat line?

A Vampire naked sex chat line……… .yes …nude ….starkers……bare…. unclothed

I was chatting away to a friend on FB today saying that I was naked and just going to take a shower……..yes I do chat in the nude.......... soooooooooo well why not?………….. and no I don’t have a video cam ……pervert!!!!

And I got to thinking ……………. Yes I can do that in the shower ………. It is called multi tasking ………. Now will you stop thinking of my naked body all covered in soap and pay attention ……… ok!

I need to make some money to publicize my book and well why not do a vampire sex line? ……….. Well it would be different …………. Other female vampires give out cards offering bondage and biting services ………….. Yes human males pay to be tied up and bitten ………perverts yes but perverts with money…….. …. So it goes down on the health insurance as special medical needs………..and now don’t you every say anything about me just chatting in the nude……..

So how about it a vampire sex line………..can’t be hard to do as long as you don’t mind the heavy breathing ……….

Er………one ..problem ….er……..like no one has ever told me what a sex line does? …………. Well I am not going to phone one up and ask am I !!!!!

So a customer phones my vampire sex line:

What do I talk about? ………….. er……..yes I am a vampire now please pay an extra 10 dollars per question…………… and as to questions like please touch your boobs for me………. Er……...why ………. Like I have had them since puberty and well the novelty kind of wears off after a few years …………. And unless it is cold they don’t do really do much on their own……………..

OK back to the customer………. What am I wearing ………er………ok another $10 ……………… a pair of very brief very sexy red panties with a little cute bow on the front in pink……………. What else? ……..well they are on special offer at the moment from Wal-Mart at 9.99 a pack of three………a real bargain…….  But you have to wash them separately as the colour comes out …………… and like everything in the wash like comes out pink ……………..

Too much information …er…….sorry ok but I am new ok at this………………..I have a big thick sweat shirt with bats on? ….er..not interested ..ok….. they are pink bats!....still not interested …er………..

Drinks yes ok drinks……..i am drinking ……… and it is in a sexy way ………… the mug ever has a pink bat on it…………… why a mug? …….well it is hot chocolate and it also has a bat on it………..and the bat changes colour depending if the drink is hot or cold……….can't you tell from the way I have a ring of chocolate around my lips ……..er……………yes …….no …….video cam ….sorry.

No video cam ………..Well then you won’t worry about the face mask I have on then will you…………. Er……….it a grey face mask …...well apart from where the chocolate has stained around my lips…..

What’s my body look like you ask?……….er…….well kinda normal …….. You know boobs and such like ….hell didn’t you do biology at school? ………. Don’t you remember the picture in first grade biology……………. No the hairy one was a cartoon of Darwin……………..  well it is similar..er.ish ………hell if you are old enough to phone a sex line you are old enough to just do a google search on a female body without spending $10 asking me!

Ermmmmm?   What ?..........sorry I was not listening ……….well I was just answering an email ……….yes it was important !  …………. If you must know the cat had 4 kittens three black and one ginger ………… no I don’t know how come one was ginger …

………. Good god what the hell do you what me to tell you about the sex life of cats for just £10 a question!

Yes my voice does sound odd  when I shout…..…….well I have a stinking cold………. And well it is now dripping ………….which is your fault as if you had not phoned me I would have gone out and got some tissues……………..

Yes thank you ………….I am sure it will get better soon…………….. I just wish my stomach would………hmg I never going to touch shell fish again …….hell ........two days now and I have only just got off the toilet ……….

Hello ….hello ……………. ?

Now where did he go? ………and he had at least 5 dollars of credit left …..you humans are so odd……………

Naked vampires having sex and doing rude things together is (not) what my blog is about.

Naked vampires having sex and doing rude things together is (not) what my blog is about.

Well just got in my book trailer film clip for my book and it looks great it is now on youtube and I am trying to get it seen around the world…….I have found out that just putting fangs rule in youtube finds me!

Famous !!!!!!!!! yeeeeeeeeeee

Wooooooooooooooooooooow this is so exciting there is even a nude shot of me in the film clip …….hehehe………. but you will have to look hard to find it!

The finishing touches to my book are now being made and ……………well …………… I’m just sooooooo …..yes I said it before but I am………………

HMG …….I’m going to have to visit the bathroom again soon so to finish  ……………. March I am told it will be March when it will be out and about ………but to go on we have a film clip………..

Amy