Little boys and girls wearing blankets to attract perverts

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This is a fun little review I got sent to me by my publisher, the book reviewers that normally write up on my book give ages for the reader and .......well when people ask me the reading age i am at a loss to say ......

..... well as i just wrote it and not planned for any age group .....

...I usually say Young Adult .......  er............    why? .......  well i talk about high school life, embarrassment and what it is like being a girl in a world full of strange creatures called adults. 

OK that normally attracts two types of people .......

1. Teen Age girls that like vampire books and discussions of thing to wear that is both hot and can get a vampire boy more interested in you than just your blood type.

2. Adults that like a different look into a vampire world that is not all about sex and carnage ....... someone should tell the film industry that just because you get turned into a vampire it does not mean you first desire is to show the world your boobs ........

Alright 3 types of people as I expect young teenage girls talking about underwear and what to do with a boyfriend will also attract paedophiles .............. not that I am stopping them reading it but hell they will be so disappointed if they think they will get any kind of sexual thrill as it rearly ain't that sort of book .............. then again I have heard they once stopped parents photographing their own children at a nativity play in case paedophiles got to see the photos!........

....... for those not knowing what a nativity play is let me explain christian schools get children to dress up as Arabs to celebrate the birth of Christ ..........

5 - 7 year old little boys and girls covered from head to toe in a blanket ............ apparently Arabs wore blankets 2000 years ago ................... 

Anyway it was another bit of political correctness gone mad as as you could hardly see a face ........... paedophiles may be sick perverts but you need to be delusional to get any thrill out of it.............. look it looks like they are all wearing Burqas ......... if you are a lucky pervert you may see part of a face and a pair of shoes !!!

Sorry got carried away what was i saying?

Yes my book is in fact aimed at all ages, the younger teen will get the funny everyday life of being a teen vampire .......where as the adult reading it will get all the funny bits the kids miss.......... from my blogs you will know i can be a little cynical ................ well my book is cynical with a capital SIN.............. as real human world issues are added into the text ..................

lots of stuff is ambiguous ............. meaning the teens will get some of the adult humour the adults miss .............. 

................ teens know a hell of a lot more that is going on than you give them credit for!

my book is very.....very different ............... and not for just kids .........  

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Dressing up as a French Maid and tieing a guy naked to a bed

Hummmmmmmmmm todays blog? Or should I say todays moan.

Now I like Guys ……… ok so mostly with tomato sauce but ……….. it’s a start …………. Look I’m a vampire and well if someone tastes good then it is gods will that they should die …………..er of course that is correct ……

….. god says unto man go forth and multiple ……

… god says unto Vampire.. Lunch is served !!!!!

Not that we the vampire race are that much into gods and such like.

Just think of ancestor worship ……….. like so many of my ancestors are still walking around ! ………….

………. Not so much needing to pray to them with incense for guidance and advice but more like sending them an Email !!

And your new human religions are ………. Well how can we listen to the holy advice written down from a prophet that one of your older relatives chatted to…………  and brings up the same funny story of his meeting with him in the desert every family gathering!

…boring….. saying the only wise thing he could remember him for was the way he passed wind loudly and blamed it on the camel.

It is stupidity in the male gender that gets me ……… they should know their place…………er……………tied to a bed waiting to satisfy me.

Human males are stupid but then again so are some male vampires …………… perhaps it’s the lack of blood to the brain every time they get excited………….  

One often hears stories around the nest of what some stupid male is doing or has done……..

Just because a male is 5 time stronger than a female they get it in their stupid heads that they are in control !

They have all the human females they can eat ……. And yet they just want to play with their food. ……… “You did what to her?! Well I’m not touching her now you pervert!”

Dumb males………… next they step up to a female vampire and drop their pants as if to impress us

………….. Impress a female vampire by dropping ones pants?! Like our hunger and sharp teeth would make a shawl of Piranha fish envious and they drop their pants in front our face, as if we were some sex staved human female …..huh………..

I once heard of a male that was so stupid he told his wife that she no was no longer exciting him in bed and that if she did not do something he would go else where………

………. Of course she took it to heart and tried her best to please him …………..

She dressed up as a French maid and lovingly removed his clothes before tieing him to the bed ……………… she then slowly removed her clothes until all she was wearing was a smile……… the effect on him was obvious …………. And he could not believe his luck when she then started covering his private parts with honey…..

….yes that night their relationship changed ………..

…….. Ho yes I forgot to say …….. she then left the room and returned with a bees nest which she placed it on his chest …………. Before leaving again saying as she left that she was going out with her girlfriends and would see him in the morning …………..

As far as I remember he never complained about his sex life being boring ever again………. And in fact some of the extra swellings from the stings made his wife very happy.

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What else can I moan about?..........how yes remember when I said an author should never complain about someone that reviews their book in a negative way………as every one see something different in a book……..……well I have changed my mind  …………

 Looking on Gooreads I see someone had only given me one star on reading my book “The Night Eternal”  

…….er………………….

.... like how? I have not even finished writing it yet !!!! and it is not coming out until next year ......

I have heard about people prejudging about ………… but heck let me write it first !!!!!

His profile does not take corrisondence so if any one knows him tell him to read a book before scoring it !

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