How to explain to your kids they are a product from having Sex with a Dog

I do wonder if one day someone will even notice let alone understand why i jump up and down on Butterflies.........................sigh..............

Today I am going to talk about Furries…………. People that dress up in animal costumes ……………. They say it is to let the inner animal inside of everyone freedom to express themselves in todays world.

Don’t get me wrong it sounds fun to get a padded bra and to dress up in a sexy cat suit ……….but well ………………

 

I had not thought about adding a large cats head to it …………….. going to conventions is also ok but having sex dressed as a animal ……………….. it has sooooooooooooooo never crossed my mind ……………..

HMG .........i have just discovered all this stuff via Youtube on the world of furries .............. see i said you humans were ....er...........an interesting sort of animal to study ............. as I have said before being a teenage vampire I am the sanest one around here ................

 

It is all over the place and I have never heard of it before !!!

Look it is true I have never heard of this furrie stuff !! shit I so innocent at times ............ people do it wearing a fur costume? ................. like going all the way while dressed as a cat...........................

 

now I like cats ………… but well not in that way!

Now don't you ever .............. ever complain about my blogs being far fetched ...................I agree wearing black undies is sexy .................. but over a fur suit !?!

Sex …….full sex in fur !!!

For it to work you must be naked under the fur and have openings in intimate places ......................buttoned? zipped or just open to give your private places some fresh air

 

…….well a fur suit must get hot and Mom always said it is rude to start scratching down there due to the heat…….. even dressed as a dog……….. does the fur costume have pockets? .......if not where does the guy keep the condoms? ..........

Well do you wish to explain to your kids the reason you don't know who their father is

because all you know is his name is FIDO from his collar disc, has pointed ears, soft brown fur you just liked the way he sniffed your butt at a party and took you doggy style giving out a very loud howl of pleasure.

Mind you it could be the reason your kids always have nice cold noses and get plenty of exercise by chasing the neighborhood cat.  

I think I will just stay being a vampire thank you.

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Chrher Judge learns about furriesistop.

What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?

What is Wrong with Wearing Real Fur and Blood Diamonds?

As I have said it many times you humans are an odd lot, ………

Just what is wrong with wearing real fur and blood diamonds? You are normally so keen on killing members of your own species why get so hot and bothered over killing animals to wear real fur …………like have you felt how soft mink is…………sigh………………

And as to blood diamonds if fashion models can forget even being given them ………forget being given diamonds !!!!! …….they must be over paid! ......... So why can't an author have some?  I would remember and even thank you afterwards…………  look send it with the mink coat and save on postage.

Do I wear animal skins? Of course I do !!!!

I have shoes and gloves made from Cows,…. er…………. Pigs, Goats, Crocodiles and Cows have died for my bag collection ………….. but it is ok to kill them as they do not look cute like a mink…………. Cute!!! The little blighters would take your fingers off given half a chance………….  And you eat the meat ………….. ok …just when has anyone eaten Crocodile? Er……Thought not.

A Vampire should dress well in smart clothes normally all tight black leather and expensive gems as the humans we attack appreciate being eaten by a well dressed vampire wearing 50k of diamonds.

Me? ............... Well I have to suffer hunting in jeans and a tee ………. Look do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a white tee? No? ……  well it is hard work !!!!   

And jeans may look cool but are not comfy when you get all bloated…………..

Why don’t guys suffer from getting bloated? Any girl can tell you the need to undo the top button on the jeans or live with the idea of the maker’s label being permanently embossed onto one tummy.

Undead vampire have it easy they live on just blood and adsorb it into the body where as being a living vamp after 7 – 8 pints of blood not only am I bloated but in desperate need to take a piss and do you care ……..heck no all you are interested in is going out trying to protect those darn finger eating mink !!!!

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